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Be Kind Rewind Vintage Distressed Blockbuster Shorts

Description: Be Kind Rewind Blockbuster Nostalgia

Tags: 80s, 90s, be kind rewind, blockbuster, film
Smokin Big Doinks - Color Shorts

Description: Tribute to Young King Dave out here in amish, smokin' big doinks in amish... big ol' doinks... gang. In Color, distressed, & halftone. White version available.

Tags: 420, 420 weed, amish, blaze, blunt
Smokin Big Doinks in Amish - Young King Dave Shorts

Description: Tribute to Young King Dave out here in amish, smokin' big doinks in amish... big ol' doinks... gang.

Tags: 420, 420 weed, amish, blaze, blunt
Stalin - Cease Your Investigations Shorts

Description: Stalin - Cease your Investigations.

Tags: cccp, cease your investigations, communism, conspiracy, conspiracy theory
Karl Marx on the Price of a Hat Shorts

Description: Karl Marx wearing sunglasses and a trucker hat that says "ask me about my hat." When they ask you about it, you can tell them about Marxist theory on how much a hat should cost.

Tags: cccp, communism, communist, marxist, socialism
Heck The Police Shorts

Description: Heck The Police To The Future. It's a parody.

Tags: 1312, abolish ice, acab, all cops are bastards, anti ice
Fuck The Police now and into the Future Shorts

Description: Fuck The Police To The Future. It's a parody.

Tags: 1312, abolish ice, acab, all cops are bastards, anti ice
Wtf Apocalypse '26 too Shorts

Description: Wtf Apocalypse 26 in the style of a classic Mtv Spring Break shirt.

Tags: 90s, anti fascist, anti trump, apocalypse, armageddon
Wtf Apocalypse '26 Shorts

Description: Wtf Apocalypse 26 in the style of a classic Mtv Spring Break shirt.

Tags: 90s, anti fascist, anti trump, apocalypse, armageddon
Crab Rangoon - Platoon Parody - Dirty Shorts

Description: Crab Rangoon parody of Platoon. It says this in small text on the crab - "When I die, cook me upside down so the world can eat my ass."

Tags: asian food, chinese food, crab, eat my ass, movie parody
Shrimply the Best! Shorts

Description: Adorable shrimp affirming that you’re prawn the right track and are Shrimply living your best life 🥰🦐

Tags: animal, crayfish, crustacean, cute, prawn
Don't Talk To Me, I Lost My Stupid Horse Artax In The Swamp Of Sadness - Neverending Story Shorts

Description: Artax and the Swamp of Sadness

Tags: 80s, artax, atreyu, falcor, falkor
Morla The Ancient One from Neverending Story - We're Allergic To You Shorts

Description: We don't even care whether or not we care. We're allergic to you. Morla The Ancient One. Swamp of Sadness. Atreyu. Neverending Story Tribute.

Tags: 80s, allergic to humans, allergic to people, allergic to stupidity, artax
I paid Etsy Witches to Curse you Shorts

Description: I shall hire etsy witches to curse thee.

Tags: armor, knights, medieval, occult, pagan
No Gods No Masters Medieval Cat and Skulls Shorts

Description: No Gods No Masters Cat and Skulls - Distressed.

Tags: anarchy, anti religion, anti trump, atheism, atheist
Neko Shorts

Description: Image of a black cat face with giant ears and the Japanese Kanji for "Neko" underneath.

Tags: anime, anime art, black cat, cat lover, cats
Neko White Large Shorts

Description: Image of a cat's face with giant saucer ears to hear every magic whisper with "Neko" spelled out in Japanese Kanji lettering underneath.

Tags: anime, anime art, cat lover, cats, cute
Eat the Rich Shorts

Description: Billionaires for brunch

Tags: billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, revolution, socialism
Eat the Rich Shorts

Description: There's enough if we share (& eat every last billionaire).

Tags: anarchist, billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist
Spanning Time Buffalo '66 Parody Shorts

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Tags: 90s, buffalo, chicken, christina ricci, cinema
Spanning Time Shorts

Description: We're just spanning time over here

Tags: buffalo, christina ricci, cinema, vincent gallo
Democracy Manifest Shorts

Description: Charles Dozsa getting arrested while eating a succulent chinese meal.

Tags: arrest, charles dozsa, chinese, democracy manifest, meal
What Murdaaa? Shorts

Description: "he was the best guy around." "what about the people he murdered?" "what murdaaa?"

Tags: best guy around, defend, deny, deny defend depose, depose
Save the Sea Turtles Shorts

Description: The Florida Keys Sea Turtle Rehab Center reminds you to please recycle your plastic straws.

Tags: cocaine, ocean, rehab, rehabilitation, satire
What's Kraken? Pixel Art Sea Creature Shorts

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Tags: kraken lover, kraken octopus design, ocean, octopus, release the kraken
Birds Are Dinosaurs Shorts

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Tags: animal, baryonyx, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs
Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Shorts

Description: "Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?" - Brenda Scary Movie 2

Tags: bones, comedy, halloween, horror, horror movie
Pazuzu Stardust Shorts

Description: Paziggy Pazuzu

Tags: bowie, captain howdy, david bowie, demon, exorcist
King Archie Repo Man Skull Mohawk Map Tribute Shorts

Description: Repo Man Skull Mohawk Map Tribute - "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

Tags: alex cox, harry dean stanton, los angeles, map, mohawk
This is my Boomstick Shorts

Description: Part of horror classics tribute series

Tags: army of darkness, ash williams, boomstick, bruce campbell, chainsaw
Bajalith - 2001 Shorts

Description: Baja Be Thy Blast

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, baja be thy blast, bell, dawn of man
American Turkey Hairplugs Eagle (not bald) Shorts

Description: Badass American (not bald) Eagle with Turkish Hair Plugs

Tags: america, american, american eagle, bald, bald is beautiful
Hot Girl (with ibs) in Glowing Neon 80s Retro Vintage Miami Shorts

Description: A shirt for hot girls who also have ibs.

Tags: 80s, crohns disease, glowing, hot girl, irritable bowel syndrome
Quaaludes and Countach Shorts

Description: Quaaludes and Countach

Tags: 70s, 80s, countach, diablo, humor
The Luigi Signal Shorts

Description: The Luigi Signal

Tags: city, silhouette, skyline, luigi mangione, free luigi
Free Luigi Shorts

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione

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