Description: Kevin McCarthy telling you "you're next" from Invasion of the Body Snatchers classic sci-fi horror in a vintage distressed style.
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Description: Sam Raimi's infamous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 - featured in nearly all of his films, often as an easter egg. Known as "The Classic," this is one of the most recognizable Hero Cars in cinema. This is a distressed tribute.
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Description: While standing in line at Costco, Kierkegaard once said Anxiety is the Glizzyness of Freedom
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Description: Free Palestine with the historic image of Aed Abu Amro from Gaza taken in 2018 by Mustafa Hassona.
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Description: Hand-drawn parody design that says Satan Rulz (rules) in the style of classic santa cruz california skater iconography.
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Description: Salty Cunt Skank Bitch parody of skateboarding iconography. Hand drawn. Intentionally distressed graphic.
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Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is probably not safe for work. There is a less edgy version of this in my shop.
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Description: Luigi 2028 campaign shirt. This one is safe for work. It features a star. There is a more edgy version of this in my shop.
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Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.
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Description: Dolly Parton is often associated with the quote, "Being a billionaire is not a success, it's a massive moral failure," but it was actually Alan Baxter. Though Dolly was deliberately NOT a billionaire, and instead chose to redistribute her own wealth to help children learn to read and other various philanthropy. She spent her life trying to make the world a better place, so this should serve as a tribute to her goodness. Rest in Peace, Queen.
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Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.
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