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Crab Rangoon - Platoon Parody - Dirty Shorts

$31.58
  • Crab Rangoon - Platoon Parody - Dirty by SucculentShirts
  • Crab Rangoon - Platoon Parody - Dirty by SucculentShirts
  • Crab Rangoon - Platoon Parody - Dirty by SucculentShirts
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Crab Rangoon parody of Platoon. It says this in small text on the crab - "When I die, cook me upside down so the world can eat my ass."

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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