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Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Shorts

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor
Decision Fatigue Rejection Society (light) Shorts

Description: When you just can’t bear another ounce of mental load for another grown ass adult. This little sloth reminds other that they can google it themselves.

Tags: adulting, anxiety, depression, do it yourself, exhausted
Get that corn outta my face! Shorts

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Tags: corn, elote, food, jack black, jack black quote
The old dick twist Shorts

Description: Grab his dick and twist it! Twist that dick! The old dick twist!

Tags: fighting, martial arts, mma, pro wrestling, ufc
Trump Brand Stakes- They’re IN TENTS! Shorts

Description: High quality wooden stakes since the 1990s- great protection against assholes!

Tags: 8647, anti fascist, antifa, fdt, politics
The STAKES are high Shorts

Description: A subtle (or maybe maybe not so subtle) show of resistance. We believe Sascha. Lock them all up. Raise your stakes. Your wooden stakes.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, antifascist, fdt, not my president
Department of Gutting Everything Shorts

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Tags: government, government corruption, political satire
2024 Lumon Company Retreat Shorts

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Tags: adam scott, company logo, innie, lumon, lumon industries
Lumon Company Retreat 2024 Shorts

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Tags: adam scott, company logo, lumon, lumon industries, macrodata refinement
Cringe! Shorts

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Tags: cringeworthy, funny, meme
Capitalism Survivor Shorts

Description: Capitalism Survivor Awareness ribbon

Tags: awareness month, capitalism kills, capitalism survivor, communism, communism humor
Game Over Shorts

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Tags: drunk, five stars, game over, gamer, gaming
I cut the 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae Shorts

Description: I cut the 250 - 300 - 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae.

Tags: 350 foot slit, team algae, washington dc, anti trump, anti fascist
Anti-Human Pro-Cat Shorts

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Undeportable Shorts

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists
Undiagnosed Shorts

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance
Fathers of Communism Shorts

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin
Contains: Microplastics Shorts

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor
Overstimulated Shorts

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness
Zoinks! Shorts

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Tags: black metal, daphne, death metal, fred, jinkies
don't yell at me Shorts

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers
Stop yelling at me Shorts

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop
Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Shorts

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance
I do this for fun Shorts

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job
I do this for fun (but not for free) Shorts

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job
If you write me up I'll quit Shorts

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks
This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Shorts

Description: As Per My Last Email

Tags: corporate life, email, hr, office humor, sarcastic sayings
If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Shorts

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting
Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Shorts

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes
Tongue Punch Me In The Fart Box Shorts

Description: Miami Trumpet

Tags: analingus, anilingus, ass eating, boyfriend, cunnilingus
Manson Girls Motto Shorts

Description: This was their motto, and now you can wear it.

Tags: 420, cult, food, helter skelter, manson family
AD/HD Shorts

Description: AC DC parody

Tags: ac dc, acdc, adhd awareness, autism awareness, autistic
ACAB OMFG Shorts

Description: omfg ftp

Tags: 1312, 80s, acab, all cops are bastards, band
ADHD OMFG Shorts

Description: adhd omg

Tags: adhd, autistic, band, cbgb omfug, music
ACAB Shorts

Description: ACAB

Tags: acdc, all cops are bastards, band, metal, rock
AC/AB black Shorts

Description: All Cops Are Bad AC/DC parody

Tags: 1312, ac dc, acdc, all cops are bastards, band

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