Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.
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Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.
Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.
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Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.
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Description: pubes are so back, and so is oral. There is a his/her version of this same design that says "growin' bush" available as well.
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Description: Hand-drawn pop art based on a scene from Pulp Fiction.
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Description: Chairman Mao Smoking a cig. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
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Description: Cat smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer.
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Description: Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions - enter woodchipper.
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