Shorts

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Description: Dropping in on the DMZ

Description: Steven Seagal is part of the family now.

Description: Crisp Orange Head Unit

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Description: When you just can’t bear another ounce of mental load for another grown ass adult. This little sloth reminds other that they can google it themselves.

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Description: Grab his dick and twist it! Twist that dick! The old dick twist!

Description: High quality wooden stakes since the 1990s- great protection against assholes!

Description: A subtle (or maybe maybe not so subtle) show of resistance. We believe Sascha. Lock them all up. Raise your stakes. Your wooden stakes.

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Description: Capitalism Survivor Awareness ribbon

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Description: It's all the same, only the names will change Every day it seems we're wastin' away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Description: don't yell at me

Description: stop yelling at me

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Description: You can't fire me!

Description: As Per My Last Email

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.