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Say Pizza To Drugs Say No To Yes Tote

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Vintage Akira Tribute Tote

Description: Retro Vintage tribute to a classic design. Akira anime.

Tags: anime, cyberpunk, helmet, japan, japanese
Hamlin's Wizard Oil 1800s Medicine Label Tote

Description: Old West medicine label.

Tags: 1800s, american, americana, cowboy, ghosts in your blood
Pay it Forward: 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies Tote

Description: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!

Tags: 55, 55 burgers, 680 dollars, be kind, fast food
Boobies Casio Calculator 5318008 Tote

Description: Peak mathematic sophistication on a Casio calculator. You know you did it too.

Tags: 5318008, 58008, accountant funny, accounting, calculator funny
Billionaires for Brunch Tote

Description: The only ethical consumption under capitalism is billionaires, nom nom nom!

Tags: communism, gritty, socialism, tax the rich
Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Tote

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism
Aqua Tofana School for Girls Tote

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Tags: feminism, feminist, murder mystery, poison, poison bottle
ADHD Med Shortage Vyvanse Tote

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Tags: adhd awareness, adhd awareness month, awareness, disability, medicated
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with skulls, barbed wire, & broken hearts Tote

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with hearts skulls & barbed wire Tote

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Billionaires For Brunch Tote

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Billionaires for Brunch Tote

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Have a nice gay Tote

Description: Kinda sorta almost, but not really all that, but maybe a tiny bit gay. But whatever.

Tags: bi, bicurious, curious, gay, gay pride
Thank you, have a nice gay! Pride Tote

Description: The iconic shopping bag design but very very very very gay ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Tags: bisexual, gay love, gay pride, homosexual, lesbian
Hot n Juicy Tote

Description: Hot -n- juicy

Tags: 70s, 80s, 80s aesthetic, 80s fashion, 80s kid
Trust me i'm a commie Tote

Description: Trust me i'm a commie in vintage 80s retro style.

Tags: 80s, communism, communist, nostalgia, retro
Eat The Rich Tote

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Tags: communism, hip hop, music, rap, revolution
ADHD Tote

Description: ADHD

Tags: acdc, actually autistic, autistic, neurodiversity, rock
Exploded Vintage Camera Diagram Tote

Description: Classic retro camera - exploded parts list view.

Tags: analog, camera, film camera, film photography, photo
3D Glitch Turntable Tote

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Tags: 3d, 3d effect, dj, glitch, lp
Turntable Patent Tribute Tote

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Tags: dj, engineer, lp, mechanical, music
Walkman Patent Drawings Tote

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Walkman Tote

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Headphones Tote

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Tags: cassette, dj, edm, exploded, manual
Bears is Bones Tote

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Tags: bears, bones, candy, haribo, skeleton
Screeee Tote

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Tags: alien, cinema, classic movies, donald sutherland, extraterrestrial
Ian Curtis Tote

Description: Love will tear us apart again

Tags: band, goth, ian curtis, love will tear us apart, music
Brother Leader - King of Kings of Africa - Revolutionary - Muammar Gaddafi Tote

Description: Brother Leader - King of Kings of Africa - Revolutionary - Muammar Gaddafi

Tags: african heritage, african pride, black history, king of kings, libya
House 1977 Tote

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Tags: 1977, horror movie, housu, japan, japanese
Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws Tote

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Tags: anticapitalism, billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, eat the rich, jaws
Skate Tote

Description: Dropping in on the DMZ

Tags: skateboarding
Orange Amplifier Tote

Description: Crisp Orange Head Unit

Tags: amp, amplifier, audio, audiophile, band
CthulhuLemon Tote

Description: Eldritch yoga pants.

Tags: call of cthulhu, cthulu, fitness, horror, hp lovecraft
Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Tote

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, brine shrimp, executives, nostalgia
Executive Sea Monkey World Tote

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp

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