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Anti-Human Pro-Cat Tapestry

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Anti-Human Pro-Cat Tapestry

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Undeportable Tapestry

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists
Fathers of Communism Tapestry

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin
Contains: Microplastics Tapestry

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor
Overstimulated Tapestry

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness
Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien. Tapestry

Description: Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien.

Tags: abstract, ambien, doctor, dreaming, hallucinate
Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien. Tapestry

Description: Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien.

Tags: abstract, ambien, doctor, dreaming, hallucinate
don't yell at me Tapestry

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers
Stop yelling at me Tapestry

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop
Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Tapestry

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance
Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Tapestry

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance
I do this for fun Tapestry

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job
I do this for fun (but not for free) Tapestry

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job
If you write me up I'll quit Tapestry

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks
This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight Tapestry

Description: As Per My Last Email

Tags: corporate life, email, hr, office humor, sarcastic sayings
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Tapestry

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Tapestry

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
If You Flirt With Me I'll Fold Like Laundry Tapestry

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting
If you flirt with me, I'll fold like Origami Tapestry

Description: when you like someone and start to catch feelings for real. you are folding (falling for them basically). Tim: I'm folding hard rn. No, don't. she's a bitch.

Tags: antisocial, boyfriend, dating, dating humor, flirting
Be Nice to Me I'm On a Tolerance Break Tapestry

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes
Be Nice to Me I'm on a Tolerance Break Tapestry

Description: Whatever you are taking a break from, this shirt will get your message out there.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholics anonymous, be kind, be nice, cigarettes
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Tapestry

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Tapestry

Description: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Tags: beer belly, bodybuilding, dad bod, dad jokes, exercise
Tongue Punch Me In The Fart Box Tapestry

Description: Miami Trumpet

Tags: analingus, anilingus, ass eating, boyfriend, cunnilingus
Manson Girls Motto Tapestry

Description: This was their motto, and now you can wear it.

Tags: 420, cult, food, helter skelter, manson family
8647 in the style of AC/DC Tapestry

Description: 8647 in the style of AC/DC

Tags: 86 47, 8647 anti trump, acdc, anti fascist, anti trump
8647 in the style of acdc Tapestry

Description: 8647 in the style of AC/DC

Tags: 86 47, 8647 anti trump, acdc, anti fascist, anti trump
AD/HD Tapestry

Description: AC DC parody

Tags: ac dc, acdc, adhd awareness, autism awareness, autistic
ACAB OMFG Tapestry

Description: omfg ftp

Tags: 1312, 80s, acab, all cops are bastards, band
ACAB OMFG Tapestry

Description: omg ftp

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, band, cbgb omfug
ADHD OMFG Tapestry

Description: adhd omg

Tags: adhd, autistic, band, cbgb omfug, music
ADHD OMFG Tapestry

Description: adhd omg

Tags: adhd, autism awareness, autistic, band, cbgb omfug
ACAB Tapestry

Description: ACAB

Tags: acdc, all cops are bastards, band, metal, rock
AC/AB black Tapestry

Description: All Cops Are Bad AC/DC parody

Tags: 1312, ac dc, acdc, all cops are bastards, band
HECK Tapestry

Description: HECK

Tags: band, funny, heck, joke, metal

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