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You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Tote

$23.25
  • You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Tote by SucculentShirts
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On September 9th 2026, in Northwest England near Liverpool, theives stole two trailer trucks containing 800 barrels or 70,000 pints of Guinness. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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