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You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Hoodie

$33.50
  • You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Hoodie by SucculentShirts
  • You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness by SucculentShirts
You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness Hoodie by SucculentShirts You Wouldn't Steal 70k Pints of Guinness by SucculentShirts

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On September 9th 2026, in Northwest England near Liverpool, theives stole two trailer trucks containing 800 barrels or 70,000 pints of Guinness. This is a parody about that event in the style of a 2000s PSA about downloading music or movies.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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