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You Wouldn't Steal Bearer Bonds from Nakatomi Plaza Shorts

$31.58
  • You Wouldn't Steal Bearer Bonds from Nakatomi Plaza by SucculentShirts
  • You Wouldn't Steal Bearer Bonds from Nakatomi Plaza by SucculentShirts
  • You Wouldn't Steal Bearer Bonds from Nakatomi Plaza by SucculentShirts
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2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing the time Hans Gruber attempted to steal the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds that were held in the vault at Nakatomi Plaza.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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