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You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Tank Top

$24
  • You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Tank Top by SucculentShirts
  • You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal by SucculentShirts
You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Tank Top by SucculentShirts You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal by SucculentShirts

Color: Black

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2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing when Jack Karlson (originally thought to be notorious dine-and-dasher Charles Dozsa) was arrested for eating a Succulent Chinese Meal.

100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend

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