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You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Hoodie

$33.50
  • You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Hoodie by SucculentShirts
  • You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal by SucculentShirts
You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal Hoodie by SucculentShirts You Wouldn't Steal A Succulent Chinese Meal by SucculentShirts

Color: Black

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2000s Anti-Piracy Ad referencing when Jack Karlson (originally thought to be notorious dine-and-dasher Charles Dozsa) was arrested for eating a Succulent Chinese Meal.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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