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Get that corn outta my face! Magnet

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Tags: corn, elote, food, jack black, jack black quote
The old dick twist Magnet

Description: Grab his dick and twist it! Twist that dick! The old dick twist!

Tags: fighting, martial arts, mma, pro wrestling, ufc
Trump Brand Stakes- They’re IN TENTS! Magnet

Description: High quality wooden stakes since the 1990s- great protection against assholes!

Tags: 8647, anti fascist, antifa, fdt, politics
The STAKES are high Magnet

Description: A subtle (or maybe maybe not so subtle) show of resistance. We believe Sascha. Lock them all up. Raise your stakes. Your wooden stakes.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, antifascist, fdt, not my president
Expensive Concert Merch Magnet

Description: Band merch from their summer tour - the shirts are 45 bucks. why? That's insane!

Tags: concert, concert tour, metal, musician, rock
Department of Gutting Everything Magnet

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Tags: government, government corruption, political satire
2024 Lumon Company Retreat Magnet

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Tags: adam scott, company logo, innie, lumon, lumon industries
Lumon Company Retreat 2024 Magnet

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Tags: adam scott, company logo, lumon, lumon industries, macrodata refinement
Like Comment Subscribe Magnet

Description: Subscribe to this shirt brought to you by raycon earbuds and raid shadow legends and nord vpn.

Tags: comment, facebook, futura, iconic, instagram
Spasm Owww in Spam aesthetic Magnet

Description: Pretty simple. Instead of Spam, it says Spasm. If it means something to you, then get it.

Tags: charlie horse, electrolytes, food, hawaii, idiocracy
Don't Talk To Cops Magnet

Description: The More You Know Parody. Don't Talk To Cops. Talking to police can only help you incriminate yourself.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bad, all cops are bastards, ftp
Cringe! Magnet

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Tags: cringeworthy, funny, meme
Cope Seethe Mald - live laugh love parody Magnet

Description: Parody of live laugh love.

Tags: angry, cope, demotivational, live laugh toaster bath, mald
Capitalism Survivor Magnet

Description: Capitalism Survivor Awareness ribbon

Tags: awareness month, capitalism kills, capitalism survivor, communism, communism humor
Game Over Magnet

Description: I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand...

Tags: drunk, five stars, game over, gamer, gaming
I'm kind of a big deal Magnet

Description: It's all the same, only the names will change Every day it seems we're wastin' away Another place where the faces are so cold I'd drive all night just to get back home I'm a cowboy On a steel horse I ride I'm wanted dead or alive Wanted dead or alive

Tags: attractive, crime, criminal, five stars, game over
Penis Man Tempe Strikes Again Magnet

Description: Penis Man Graffiti on a shirt.

Tags: arizona, arizona state, asu, graffiti artist, graffiti character
Penis Man Tempe Strikes Again 2 Magnet

Description: Penis Man Graffiti on a shirt.

Tags: arizona, arizona state, asu, graffiti artist, graffiti character
Anti-Human Pro-Cat Magnet

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Anti-Human Pro-Cat Magnet

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Undeportable Magnet

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists
Undiagnosed Magnet

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance
Fathers of Communism Magnet

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin
924 Gilman Street Magnet

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Tags: 90s, 924, ampersand design, band, crimpshrine
Contains: Microplastics Magnet

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor
Overstimulated Magnet

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness
Zoinks! Magnet

Description: Fictional death metal band called Zoinks.

Tags: black metal, daphne, death metal, fred, jinkies
Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien. Magnet

Description: Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien.

Tags: abstract, ambien, doctor, dreaming, hallucinate
Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien. Magnet

Description: Spanish shirt asking Do you like to halucinate The Hat Man before falling asleep? Me too! Thanks, Ambien.

Tags: abstract, ambien, doctor, dreaming, hallucinate
don't yell at me Magnet

Description: don't yell at me

Tags: gen xers, millennials, yelling, zoomers
Stop yelling at me Magnet

Description: stop yelling at me

Tags: stop
Autism Spectrum Disorder Wht Magnet

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance
Autism Spectrum Disorder blk Magnet

Description: Autism Spectrum Disorder in "Austin City Limits" aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, actuallyautistic, aspergers, austin city limits, autism acceptance
I do this for fun Magnet

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job
I do this for fun (but not for free) Magnet

Description: This isn't a job, it's a fun.

Tags: career, funny, inspiration, inspirational, job
If you write me up I'll quit Magnet

Description: You can't fire me!

Tags: boss, capitalism, capitalism sucks, employee, everything sucks

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