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Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirts

What Murdaaa? Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "he was the best guy around." "what about the people he murdered?" "what murdaaa?"

Tags: best guy around, defend, deny, deny defend depose, depose
What's Kraken? Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Tags: clash of the titans, gods, greek, greek mythology, medusa
What's Kraken? Pixel Art Sea Creature Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: What's krakalaken? Pixel art version of What's Kraken?

Tags: kraken lover, kraken octopus design, ocean, octopus, release the kraken
Pocket Cryptid Nessie Loch Ness Monster Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Pocket Cryptid peeking out! Cute little Nessie aka the Loch Ness Monster

Tags: creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, cute cryptid, kawaii
Birds Are Dinosaurs Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Birds are dinosaurs. Roar. For the kids... or adults... or your dog... or cat... or dinosaur... or chicken. bagock

Tags: animal, baryonyx, dino, dinosaur, dinosaurs
This is Fine - It's All Good - thumbs up skeleton Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Skeleton giving a thumbs up and saying This is Fine, It's All Good.

Tags: bones, halloween, hang in there, hang in there it gets worse, it gets worse
Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Cindy! This is a skeleton! This is Bones! Would you run from Calista Flockhart?" - Brenda Scary Movie 2

Tags: bones, comedy, halloween, horror, horror movie
Bajalith - 2001 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Baja Be Thy Blast

Tags: 2001, 2001 a space odyssey, baja be thy blast, bell, dawn of man
American Turkey Hairplugs Eagle (not bald) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Badass American (not bald) Eagle with Turkish Hair Plugs

Tags: america, american, american eagle, bald, bald is beautiful
The Luigi Signal Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Luigi Signal

Tags: city, silhouette, skyline, luigi mangione, free luigi
Free Luigi Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione
Malicious Compliance Gremlin Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Malicious Compliance

Tags: 80s, gremlins, job, office humor, profession
8-Bit Dobler - Say Anything Video Game Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: What if Say Anything was a video game?

Tags: 8bit, boombox, gaming, john cusack, lloyd dobler
Werner Herzog Gets Shot During Interview With a Bear Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Tags: bear, existentialism, herzog, nihilism, nihilist
Bjork - You shouldn't let poets lie to you Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Tags: interview, musician, philosophy, poet, quote
Pretty Boy Floyd Debt Relief Program Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was a Depression Era bank robber who was known for burning mortgage documents while inside the vaults, freeing farmers and homeowners from debt & foreclosure. At one point, he was so famous he had earned the nickname "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills," but he was eventually gunned down by police and feds.

Tags: 1930s, bank robber, floyd, great depression, hero
Fih in Swedish Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: fisk is fih in swedish.

Tags: artwork design, candy, drawing, fih, fih calling
Pond Scum Frog Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Pond Scum

Tags: amphibian, animal, cute, frogs, pond
Say Pizza To Drugs, Say No To Yes Tribute Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Say Pizza To Drugs Say No To Yes Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Pay it Forward: 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!

Tags: 55, 55 burgers, 680 dollars, be kind, fast food
Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism
Aqua Tofana School for Girls Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Tags: feminism, feminist, murder mystery, poison, poison bottle
ADHD Med Shortage Vyvanse Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Processing the struggle we’ve all dealt with lately. ADHD medication has been in short supply.

Tags: adhd awareness, adhd awareness month, awareness, disability, medicated
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with skulls, barbed wire, & broken hearts Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with hearts skulls & barbed wire Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Billionaires For Brunch Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in color.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Billionaires for Brunch Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Trust me i'm a commie Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Trust me i'm a commie in vintage 80s retro style.

Tags: 80s, communism, communist, nostalgia, retro
Eat The Rich Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Tags: communism, hip hop, music, rap, revolution
ADHD Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: ADHD

Tags: acdc, actually autistic, autistic, neurodiversity, rock
Exploded Vintage Camera Diagram Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Classic retro camera - exploded parts list view.

Tags: analog, camera, film camera, film photography, photo
3D Glitch Turntable Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Tags: 3d, 3d effect, dj, glitch, lp
Turntable Patent Tribute Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Tags: dj, engineer, lp, mechanical, music
Walkman Patent Drawings Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Walkman Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music

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