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Kids Hoodies

Turntable Patent Tribute Kids Hoodie

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Tags: dj, engineer, lp, mechanical, music
Walkman Patent Drawings Kids Hoodie

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Walkman Kids Hoodie

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Headphones Kids Hoodie

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Tags: cassette, dj, edm, exploded, manual
Bears is Bones Kids Hoodie

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Tags: bears, bones, candy, haribo, skeleton
Screeee Kids Hoodie

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Tags: alien, cinema, classic movies, donald sutherland, extraterrestrial
Ian Curtis Kids Hoodie

Description: Love will tear us apart again

Tags: band, goth, ian curtis, love will tear us apart, music
Brother Leader - King of Kings of Africa - Revolutionary - Muammar Gaddafi Kids Hoodie

Description: Brother Leader - King of Kings of Africa - Revolutionary - Muammar Gaddafi

Tags: african heritage, african pride, black history, king of kings, libya
House 1977 Kids Hoodie

Description: House 1977 Tribute

Tags: 1977, horror movie, housu, japan, japanese
Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws Kids Hoodie

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Tags: anticapitalism, billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, eat the rich, jaws
Orange Amplifier Kids Hoodie

Description: Crisp Orange Head Unit

Tags: amp, amplifier, audio, audiophile, band
CthulhuLemon Kids Hoodie

Description: Eldritch yoga pants.

Tags: call of cthulhu, cthulu, fitness, horror, hp lovecraft
Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Kids Hoodie

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, brine shrimp, executives, nostalgia
Executive Sea Monkey World Kids Hoodie

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp
Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Kids Hoodie

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor
Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Kids Hoodie

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor
Decision Fatigue Rejection Society (light) Kids Hoodie

Description: When you just can’t bear another ounce of mental load for another grown ass adult. This little sloth reminds other that they can google it themselves.

Tags: adulting, anxiety, depression, do it yourself, exhausted
Decision Fatigue Rejection Society Kids Hoodie

Description: When the mental load becomes simply too much. This sloth and the official slogan… remind folks they are grown ass adults and can google things themselves.

Tags: adulting, exhausted, google it, mental health, mom life
Get that corn outta my face! Kids Hoodie

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Tags: corn, elote, food, jack black, jack black quote
Department of Gutting Everything Kids Hoodie

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Tags: government, government corruption, political satire
2024 Lumon Company Retreat Kids Hoodie

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Tags: adam scott, company logo, innie, lumon, lumon industries
Lumon Company Retreat 2024 Kids Hoodie

Description: I don't even remember where I got this shirt.

Tags: adam scott, company logo, lumon, lumon industries, macrodata refinement
Like Comment Subscribe Kids Hoodie

Description: Subscribe to this shirt brought to you by raycon earbuds and raid shadow legends and nord vpn.

Tags: comment, facebook, futura, iconic, instagram
Spasm Owww in Spam aesthetic Kids Hoodie

Description: Pretty simple. Instead of Spam, it says Spasm. If it means something to you, then get it.

Tags: charlie horse, electrolytes, food, hawaii, idiocracy
Don't Talk To Cops Kids Hoodie

Description: The More You Know Parody. Don't Talk To Cops. Talking to police can only help you incriminate yourself.

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bad, all cops are bastards, ftp
Cringe! Kids Hoodie

Description: Embrace the cringe!

Tags: cringeworthy, funny, meme
Cope Seethe Mald - live laugh love parody Kids Hoodie

Description: Parody of live laugh love.

Tags: angry, cope, demotivational, live laugh toaster bath, mald
I cut the 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae Kids Hoodie

Description: I cut the 250 - 300 - 350 foot slit in the reflecting pool with my antifa katana for team algae.

Tags: 350 foot slit, team algae, washington dc, anti trump, anti fascist
Anti-Human Pro-Cat Kids Hoodie

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Anti-Human Pro-Cat Kids Hoodie

Description: Do you love cats? Could you "take em or leave em" with humans? Get this shirt.

Tags: animal lover, anti human pro cat, anti human pro dog, anti social, cat dad
Undeportable Kids Hoodie

Description: Let them know you can't be deported and ICE will leave you alone.

Tags: abolish ice, abolish the police, all cops are bastards, deport, deport the racists
Undiagnosed Kids Hoodie

Description: Undiagnosed, but everyone's pretty sure.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, aspergers, autism, autism acceptance
Fathers of Communism Kids Hoodie

Description: The fathers of communism. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, and Joseph Stalin. But like they are in a band.

Tags: ampersand design, communist, engels, karl marx, lenin
924 Gilman Street Kids Hoodie

Description: ampersand design of a gilman street show.

Tags: 90s, 924, ampersand design, band, crimpshrine
Contains: Microplastics Kids Hoodie

Description: My grandparents - filled with asbestos My parents - filled with lead Me - filled with microplastics

Tags: caution, climate change, environment, funny, humor
Overstimulated Kids Hoodie

Description: It's too people-y in here. I need to leave. I know I just got here, but the lights are too bright. Why is everything so loud?

Tags: adhd, autism, autism awareness, autistic, awareness

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