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The Luigi Signal Baby Bodysuit

Description: The Luigi Signal

Tags: city, silhouette, skyline, luigi mangione, free luigi
Free Luigi Baby Bodysuit

Description: Free Luigi

Tags: deny defend depose, luigi mangione
Werner Herzog Gets Shot During Interview With a Bear Baby Bodysuit

Description: Werner Herzog got shot during an interview and said the bullet was not significant. He also hung out with a bear that had just attacked someone on a film shoot. So this is both of those anecdotes reimagined. If you're a Herzog fan, you'll appreciate this.

Tags: bear, existentialism, herzog, nihilism, nihilist
Bjork - You shouldn't let poets lie to you Baby Bodysuit

Description: Bjork took apart her Sony Trinitron television during an interview in 1988, and told a little story that ended in this banger of a quote.

Tags: interview, musician, philosophy, poet, quote
Pretty Boy Floyd Debt Relief Program Baby Bodysuit

Description: Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd was a Depression Era bank robber who was known for burning mortgage documents while inside the vaults, freeing farmers and homeowners from debt & foreclosure. At one point, he was so famous he had earned the nickname "Robin Hood of the Cookson Hills," but he was eventually gunned down by police and feds.

Tags: 1930s, bank robber, floyd, great depression, hero
Pond Scum Frog Baby Bodysuit

Description: Pond Scum

Tags: amphibian, animal, cute, frogs, pond
Say Pizza To Drugs Say No To Yes Baby Bodysuit

Description: "Say Yes To Pizza, Say No To Drugs... or something like that" - that's what Tony told me to paint on the windows of his restaurant. I did not say no.

Tags: donatello, food, just say no, leonardo, michelangelo
Vintage Akira Tribute Baby Bodysuit

Description: Retro Vintage tribute to a classic design. Akira anime.

Tags: anime, cyberpunk, helmet, japan, japanese
Hamlin's Wizard Oil 1800s Medicine Label Baby Bodysuit

Description: Old West medicine label.

Tags: 1800s, american, americana, cowboy, ghosts in your blood
Pay it Forward: 55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies Baby Bodysuit

Description: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!

Tags: 55, 55 burgers, 680 dollars, be kind, fast food
Dystopian Capitalist Hellscape Baby Bodysuit

Description: A cheery display of resistance to the dysfunctional society we are forced to exist within!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anticapitalism, anticapitalist, cheerful nihilism
Aqua Tofana School for Girls Baby Bodysuit

Description: Learn Alchemy Arts and Sciences at the Aqua Tofana School for Girls. Discreet! Efficient!

Tags: feminism, feminist, murder mystery, poison, poison bottle
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with skulls, barbed wire, & broken hearts Baby Bodysuit

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Leave Lack Loathe - Live Laugh Love parody with hearts skulls & barbed wire Baby Bodysuit

Description: Parody of Live Laugh Love. Let your house guests know they don't need to come back, or whatever.

Tags: live laugh lobotomy, live laugh love, live laugh love luigi, live laugh toaster bath
Billionaires for Brunch Baby Bodysuit

Description: The Billionaires for Brunch logo in white for dark shirts.

Tags: billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, communism, communist, high society
Eat The Rich Baby Bodysuit

Description: Run DMC logo, but Eat the Rich.

Tags: communism, hip hop, music, rap, revolution
ADHD Baby Bodysuit

Description: ADHD

Tags: acdc, actually autistic, autistic, neurodiversity, rock
3D Glitch Turntable Baby Bodysuit

Description: Grab some 3D glasses and look at my chest.

Tags: 3d, 3d effect, dj, glitch, lp
Turntable Patent Tribute Baby Bodysuit

Description: Tribute to the patent drawings of the turntable in 1977. Expired 1993.

Tags: dj, engineer, lp, mechanical, music
Walkman Patent Drawings Baby Bodysuit

Description: Original Patent drawings tribute to the Sony Walkman portable music player.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Walkman Baby Bodysuit

Description: This is the exploded view of a Sony Walkman you would find in a service manual before the internet.

Tags: 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape, music
Exploded Headphones Baby Bodysuit

Description: Exploded parts view of Sony MDR-V6 studio headphones.

Tags: cassette, dj, edm, exploded, manual
Bears is Bones Baby Bodysuit

Description: Gummy bears are made out of bones.

Tags: bears, bones, candy, haribo, skeleton
Screeee Baby Bodysuit

Description: Donald Sutherland just ratted you out. Run!

Tags: alien, cinema, classic movies, donald sutherland, extraterrestrial
Ian Curtis Baby Bodysuit

Description: Love will tear us apart again

Tags: band, goth, ian curtis, love will tear us apart, music
Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws Baby Bodysuit

Description: Orca Killer Whale Attacking a Billionaire's Yacht in the Style of Jaws

Tags: anticapitalism, billionaires, billionaires shouldnt exist, eat the rich, jaws
Executive Sea-Monkeys Desk Baby Bodysuit

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, brine shrimp, executives, nostalgia
Executive Sea Monkey World Baby Bodysuit

Description: Vintage Sea-Monkeys advert from the 1970s that you can wear.

Tags: 1970s, advertisement, advertising, aquarium, brine shrimp
Autism ADHD Anxiety Wht Baby Bodysuit

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor
Autism ADHD Anxiety Blk Baby Bodysuit

Description: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety in Austin City Limits aesthetic.

Tags: actually autistic, adhd, adhd awareness, anxiety, anxiety humor
Decision Fatigue Rejection Society (light) Baby Bodysuit

Description: When you just can’t bear another ounce of mental load for another grown ass adult. This little sloth reminds other that they can google it themselves.

Tags: adulting, anxiety, depression, do it yourself, exhausted
Decision Fatigue Rejection Society Baby Bodysuit

Description: When the mental load becomes simply too much. This sloth and the official slogan… remind folks they are grown ass adults and can google things themselves.

Tags: adulting, exhausted, google it, mental health, mom life
Get that corn outta my face! Baby Bodysuit

Description: 8-bit elote with a quote from Nacho Libre - "get that corn outta my face!"

Tags: corn, elote, food, jack black, jack black quote
Expensive Concert Merch Baby Bodysuit

Description: Band merch from their summer tour - the shirts are 45 bucks. why? That's insane!

Tags: concert, concert tour, metal, musician, rock
Department of Gutting Everything Baby Bodysuit

Description: Department of Gutting Everything & robbing us blind.

Tags: government, government corruption, political satire
Like Comment Subscribe Baby Bodysuit

Description: Subscribe to this shirt brought to you by raycon earbuds and raid shadow legends and nord vpn.

Tags: comment, facebook, futura, iconic, instagram

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