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Become Ungovernable T-Shirt

Description: Commemorating the incident in December 2008 where Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw both of his shoes at George W Bush's head. Both shoes were deftly dodged, and Muntadhar was severely beaten bloody by security, but he remains a legendary folk hero for his defiance of authority. The shoe is believed to have been Baydan's Ducati Model 271 (recreated in silhouette), which was renamed to The Bush Shoe and then Bye Bye Bush. The original shoes were destroyed. Muntadhar is still active on social media and might show up in the comments if you mention his deed.

Tags: bye bye bush, folk hero, george bush, george w bush, iraq
Oh, you thought this was a rabbit? T-Shirt

Description: Oh you though this was a rabbit? That's fucking funny, bitch. It's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July.

Tags: 1776 2026, 250 years america, 250th anniversary, 4th of july, humor
Pee Wee PSA T-Shirt

Description: Pee Wee did an anti-crack PSA.

Tags: 80s, 90s, anti drugs, drugs, drugs are bad
Ronald Reagan Was My Crack Dealer T-Shirt

Description: The U.S. Government under Ronald Reagan Was the First Big Crack Pusher. This is an historical fact.

Tags: 1980s, abstract art, absurdist, absurdist humor, crack
Stardew Valley Citizens T-Shirt

Description: Stardew Valley cast of characters NPC yearbook style

Tags: 8 bit, 8bit, cozy gamer, farming, gaming
Sorry I can't, I have to feed my roku screensaver fish T-Shirt

Description: Sorry I can't hang out, I must feed my Roku screensaver aquarium fish.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, i cant
Piracy isn't theft without physical media T-Shirt

Description: If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft. Sony decided to discontinue physical media, so you will never truly own a game again.

Tags: crossbones, download, dvd, game, gaming
Luddites Unite! Against ai slop T-Shirt

Description: Hand-drawn drawing hand artwork hand made by a human being to represent our resistance to ai slop image generation. Ai art is theft. This came to me when someone called me a Luddite for criticizing their ai slop image generation. I will wear the label proudly to the data center bonfire.

Tags: anti slop, artificial intelligence, artist, data centers, digital artwork
Frank Reynolds as Classic Frank T-Shirt

Description: Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Tags: always sunny, charlie day, charlie kelly, danny devito, frank
Hans... Bubby - I'm Your White Knight T-Shirt

Description: Sleazy business man Harry Ellis trying to cut a deal with Hans Gruber at Nakatomi Plaza.

Tags: 80s movies, bruce willis, christmas, hans bubby, hans gruber
You're Telling Me a Crab Gooned in This Too? T-Shirt

Description: You're telling me a crab gooned in this?

Tags: asian food, chinese food, crab, crab humor, crab raccoon
You're Telling Me a Crab Gooned in This? T-Shirt

Description: You're telling me a crab gooned in this?

Tags: asian food, chinese food, crab, crab humor, crab raccoon
Choke & Die T-Shirt

Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.

Tags: choke me respectfully, coca cola, coke, cola, die
Choke and Die T-Shirt

Description: Pass me a fridge cig so that I may end it all.

Tags: choke me respectfully, coca cola, coke, cola, die
Growin' Bush '26 - Full Bush Summer T-Shirt

Description: pubes are so back. There is a his/her version of this same design that says "eatin' bush" available as well.

Tags: body hair, bush, equality, feminism, feminist
Eatin' Bush '69 T-Shirt

Description: pubes are so back, and so is oral. There is a his/her version of this same design that says "growin' bush" available as well.

Tags: 69, body hair, bush, eating pussy, election
Guillotines and Gallows 2028 T-Shirt

Description: I'm voting for Guillotines and Gallows in the next election. in the style of Reagan Bush 84. Legendary thrift store pull.

Tags: 2028, eat the rich, election, french revolution, gallows
Pop Fiction x4 T-Shirt

Description: Hand-drawn pop art based on a scene from Pulp Fiction.

Tags: andy warhol, colorful, comic, lichtenstein, mia wallace
Pop Fiction T-Shirt

Description: hand-drawn pop art.

Tags: actor, actress, cinema, hand drawn, movie fan
Pop Fiction T-Shirt

Description: hand-drawn pop art.

Tags: actor, actress, cinema, hand drawn, lichtenstein
Anti Social Cryptid Club featuring Bigfoot T-Shirt

Description: Anti Social Cryptid Club (for lovers only) - Bigfoot, Mothman, fresno nightcrawler, chupacabra, etc.

Tags: anti social, anti social social club, antisocial, bigfoot, chupacabra
Anti Social Cryptid Club T-Shirt

Description: Anti Social Cryptid Club (for lovers only) - Bigfoot, Mothman, fresno nightcrawler, chupacabra, etc.

Tags: anti social, anti social social club, antisocial, bigfoot, chupacabra
Anti Fascist Commie Club Hammer Sickle T-Shirt

Description: AFCC - Anti Fascist Commie Club - Join today!

Tags: activism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti social
Anti Fascist Commie Club T-Shirt

Description: AFCC - Anti Fascist Commie Club - Join today!

Tags: activism, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti social
Living Wages Prevent Warehouse Fires T-Shirt

Description: Living Wages Prevent Warehouse Fires - All You Had To Do Was Pay Us Enough To Live

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, billionaires shouldnt exist, communist, eat the rich
The Class War - Landlord Culling T-Shirt

Description: Parody of classic Elvis Presley and Clash design (which was a parody) about class struggle and the landlord purge in china under Mao.

Tags: anti capitalism, chairman mao, class struggle, class war, communism
Smoking Mao T-Shirt

Description: Chairman Mao Smoking a cig. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

Tags: chairman mao, chairman meow, chinese, communism, communist
Smoking Meow 2 T-Shirt

Description: Cat smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer.

Tags: cat, cat meme, cat smoking, cat smoking cigarette, cats
Women's Wrestling Champion of the World T-Shirt

Description: Andy Kaufman vs Jerry The King Lawler wrestling.

Tags: 70s, 80s, champion, classic, comedy
Live Fast and Fake Your Own Death - Andy Kaufman T-Shirt

Description: Andy Kaufman - Live Fast and Fake Your Own Death.

Tags: comedy, epstein didnt kill himself, fake your death, fuck cancer, live fast
Part of Being Nice is Being Mean to Fascists T-Shirt

Description: Hand-drawn artwork made by a human being. Part of being nice is being mean to fascists.

Tags: anti fascism, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, be kind
I Hope This Email Kills Us Both T-Shirt

Description: Designed and drawn by a human being who works at home.

Tags: email, hand drawn, hope this email kills us both, office, office humor
I Hope This Email Kills Us Both T-Shirt

Description: Your email found me dead. Congratulations.

Tags: corporate life, email, email humor, i hope this email finds you before i do, remote work
This is how your email finds me T-Shirt

Description: Your email found me dead. Congratulations.

Tags: corporate life, email, email humor, i hope this email finds you before i do, remote work
All You Had To Do Was Pay Us Enough To Live T-Shirt

Description: Only Living Wages Can Prevent Warehouse Fires

Tags: initech, michael bolton, milton, pay us what you owe us, stapler
Modern Solutions T-Shirt

Description: Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions - enter woodchipper.

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, communism, compost the rich, epstein

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